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Brooks Koepka Has Dumps Like A Truck

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Honestly the headline is a little deceiving. Standing next to his girlfriends completely perfect ass makes hot golfer Brooks Koepka’s look like a loaf of stale bread. Men’s thighs will always make me instantaneously nauseous. They can be milky, hairy and likely haven’t seen the light of day for years. Luckily it at least appears Brooks still participates in leg day so it could be worse. Mix in a spray tan though.

Brooks Koepka is in the Maldives with his incredibly hot model girlfriend, so it’s time to break out the white meat. Clearly Jena hasn’t given many pointers on the best angles and positions for getting a good ass shot even though she is a total professional because it looks like Brooks is clenching a little too much. Gotta arch the back a little bit if you truly want to look like you have a badonkadonk.

Looks like these two have been traveling all over the world living life under the motto “suns out, buns out” except it has mostly been Jena’s buns.

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No place I’d rather be 🛥 @jenamsims

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Brooks has got to have some BDE if he was able to keep Jena away from Tiger after the PGA Championship scandal.

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Doesn’t hurt that he’s a Kobe guy either…

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