I can’t today. I just can’t. New England Patriots look like they are back to being the “Hate us can’t they ain’t us” Patriots. The Eagles lose a heart breaker and now this son of a bitch.
A 21-year-old from Port Richey, Florida, @TheShaneMissler, was the winner of the $451 million Mega Millions jackpot lottery in 2018.
He decided to take the lump sum payout of $281,874,999.
Missler, who is originally from Maine, is a Celtics & Patriots fan. pic.twitter.com/O0deKWHHjD
— Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) January 14, 2019
Shane Missler. Wins $451 million in 2018 and just took his lump sum of $281,874,999. Get out of my face with this shit today. I’m in a piss poor mood Shane and I can’t look at you and your girlfriend in Celtics gear thinking about the year long vacation you’re about to take in Europe. Not today Shane.
Now with that being said, I’m willing to talk to you about buying Branded Sports if you’re interested. We’ll change the name to Shane Sports I don’t give a shit. Think about it. You buy us for a cool $3 million and you still have over $278 million. We call that a win win Shane-o.