It’s Official: “Boats Boards The Ship” Drops Tomorrow…

Joey Boats

Okay, so before you read any further, just understand this blog stems directly from a narcissistic place. While most people attempt to mask their self promotional endeavors, I wear it like dirt on a blue collar worker’s Wranglers. In other words, prepare yourself for some good ole’ fashion, unadulterated, shameless self promotion.

For over a decade, I’ve been generating a variety of “content” through a variety of avenues in a pathetic attempt to claim a job at a certain place that will remain nameless until it appears on a weekly paycheck above my name. A few months back, I came dangerously close to achieving that; however, like most things I do, it came to a crashing halt.

But guess what? Setbacks make for greater comebacks…

A few months back I reembarked on my journey to become the greatest quarterback of all time. If you’re unfamiliar with the backstory, feel free to read the original blog because I don’t feel like talking about it anymore…

Here’s that blog…

You read it? No? Whatever, it’s not important. What is important is that the documentary I chopped together is officially done.

For those keeping score at home, it’s called Boats Boards The Ship and it’s quite possibly the greatest documentary of all time—even better than Loose Change, which is completely true as long as you’re a complete idiot—and it arrives just in time to claim some hardware during award season.

So yeah, I’m dropping it tomorrow and that’s about it…

Stay tuned. Stay humble. Sit down…

– Joey Boats (@joey_boats)

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