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This Girl is a Liar, and I am LIVID

These days, people will do anything for love. Including, but not limited to, LYING to a man they wish to fall in love with.

Meet Bri.  The 24 year old bimbo who is hoping to win the heart of Colton, a documented virgin, by beating out 24 other thirsty women.  I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen the Bachelor.  But from what I hear, it’s a show where a whole mess of women try to fall in love and marry a guy in like 90 days.  The first step of this process is to impress the Bachelor with a memorable entrance out of the limo.

This lying sack of shit right here decides to put on a facade and lay on a thick Australian accent to peak Virgin Colton’s interest right away.  I’ll be honest – it’s a great accent.  Australian women’s accents are the second hottest accents in the world.  Second only to the Southern Belle accent.  Don’t fucking @ me.  Although I give her accent an A+, it’s completely null & void because she’s a damn liar.  She’s not Australian at all!  She’s a model, aka unemployed, from LA.  She’s just looking for her future husband, aka looking to further her model/acting career by using The Bachelor as a platform for her big break.

This is what’s wrong with the world today.  People think they can just lie and bullshit other people in order to further themselves in life.  I’M HEATED.

Have a great weekend.  And remember:

BE HONEST, BE KIND, AND GIVE 100% AT ALL TIMES!

 

PS – Bri is an absolute smoke, so I’m giving her a pass for lying to Virgin Colton.

 

Featured Photo – nine.com

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