Yesterday Darren Rovell, the guy everyone hates, tweeted out the top 10 domestic beers by dollar sales. I have a observations and things I need to say about this list.
- The holy trinity of domestic beers reigns victorious again. Bud, Coors and Miller light are the go to light beers. Bud Light leads by a mile and they will always be king. Have to be honest though, Coors blows. Can’t believe they haven’t been knocked out of the top 3 yet. Days are numbered.
- Michelob Ultra up 15.6% is not surprising to me one bit. It’s just as good as the top 3 and low calories. Fellas, when you’re down the shore slugging 20-25 beers a day you have to start concerning yourself with calories. Even if it’s only 5 less cals per beer, add that up over 20 beers and you basically get one beer calorie free.
- Natty being behind Budweiser and actually only half of what they pulled in is a crime that must be stopped. Natty Light is the best light beer out there. That is a hill I am willing to die on. It’s smooth as silk and as far as value purchase stand point, you can’t beat it. I will make it a personal mission to make sure Natty cracks $1 billion in sales for 2019.
- Keystone might have to close up shop after letting Busch heavy beat it out. Busch light, fine, there are plenty of poor college kids in southern towns. But Busch heavy?? I had no idea there were that many hillbillies left in this country. Also I’m not scared to call out hillbillies because we know they don’t have broadband internet access. If I thought for a second they would see this I would not have said that because HBs are the scarest humans on the planet. They don’t just kill people, they wear people. If you see someone drinking a Busch heavy and you’re south of the Mason-Dixon Line, hightail it north, you’re in danger.
These are thoughts I needed to put on internet paper. Have a good weekend