Santa’s Log

It’s different for kids today with Santa. When us pre proliferation of internet kids grew up we relied on older brothers or cruel parents to end our naive years and tell us that Santa wasn’t real. I did it to myself in third grade. Ripped my coat on a fence and my parents weren’t sending me to my Zoo field trip on December 23 without a coat. My parents whipped out that beautiful Eagles Starter Jacket just to break my heart with: “Santa isn’t real, see all these boxes this is where we have hid your presents for years in the room we told you kids was haunted.”. I cried not gonna lie.

I digress. These kids today they can fucking google the answer.

Or put a video recording device under the tree like this kid does:

https://twitter.com/lntolisa/status/1077395206654357504?s=21

I think he deserves it trying to catch Santa doing his thing. Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas.

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