How times have changed since CEO Joe and I were in college together. Some good and some bad.
I am so thankful social media wasn’t what it is today back then. However I am so jealous on the verge of angry that I am missing out on what Ohio State University just installed on campus.
A new vending machine.
Doesn’t sound that exciting does it?
Kmess who gives a shit? I see vending machines every day.
Not like this…
Yes. You see that correctly. That is a god damn bacon vending machine!
upi.com “The Ohio Pork Council, a trade group for Ohio pork producers, installed a vending machine at the College of Food, Agricultural, and Environmental Sciences that dispenses cooked, ready-to-eat Smithfield, Hormel and Sugardale bacon.
Proceeds from the machine, which charges $1 for a strip of bacon or a handful of bacon bites, are being donated to the school’s meat science program.”
You are pulling an all nighter at the library, no more M&M’s… BOOM BACON. You are running late to a final but are starving, have a dollar on you? BOOM BACON. You want a turkey club but only have turkey lettuce and tomato… Run across campus for one dollar… BOOM BACON!!
How mad is Urban Mayer right now? He announces he’s leaving OSU and now they have a Bacon Vending Machine. Tough luck loser.
Baaaaaacon. BAAAAACOON! Bacon Bacon Bacon!!
-Kmess
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