It’s Friday aka payday aka Tinder Bumble Chronicles day. The best profiles and the best chats from the week. Enjoy and safe swiping
The perfect bio doesn’t exis……………..
Fast forward 10 years.
Him: “Hey babe guess what day it is?” Her: “Say Deanna-versary again I fucking dare you!!” Him: **starts nervously sweating**
Has a solid bounce to it though you have to admit
When suicide jokes blow up in your face…..get it?
Yeah Will you fucking idiot
This weeks HARD pass
Really not that impressive if you think about it
Damn girl, who raised you?
This actually might be the smoothest line I’ve ever seen
Girls in 2018 summed up in one profile bio
Oh 20K is that it? What’s your venmo?
This is why I say safe swiping. Stay more like stay away, amirite?
35, pregnant and kinda single? Well aren’t you the little catch
1 and 1 quarter expert sudokus?
Do I have to say it? Fine. BUKAKKE
Fat shaming with an ugly face is a dangerous game Anna
Normally the female height requirement thing is ridiculous but this one is completely fair
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd swipes right
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