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Tinder Bumble Chronicles

It’s Friday aka payday aka Tinder Bumble Chronicles day. The best profiles and the best chats from the week. Enjoy and safe swiping

 

 

The perfect bio doesn’t exis……………..

 

Too****

 

 

Fast forward 10 years.

Him: “Hey babe guess what day it is?” Her: “Say Deanna-versary again I fucking dare you!!” Him: **starts nervously sweating**

 

 

Bbbaahahahahahahahaha

 

 

Has a solid bounce to it though you have to admit

 

 

When suicide jokes blow up in your face…..get it?

 

 

Yeah Will you fucking idiot

 

 

This weeks HARD pass

 

 

Really not that impressive if you think about it

 

 

Damn girl, who raised you?

 

 

This actually might be the smoothest line I’ve ever seen

 

 

Girls in 2018 summed up in one profile bio

 

 

Oh 20K is that it? What’s your venmo?

 

 

This is why I say safe swiping. Stay more like stay away, amirite?

 

 

35, pregnant and kinda single? Well aren’t you the little catch

 

 

1 and 1 quarter expert sudokus?

 

 

Do I have to say it? Fine. BUKAKKE

 

 

Fat shaming with an ugly face is a dangerous game Anna

 

 

Normally the female height requirement thing is ridiculous but this one is completely fair

 

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd swipes right

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