Tinder and Bumble Chronicles

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Weird flex Clarissa but I guess that explains it all. (Really good 90’s joke there) 

RIP Ethan

Seems legit

If she’s a family guy fan 1000000000% this dude gets a date

They are getting married, book it.

A lot here but April, sweetie, you understand 30k is not much money at all right? Get those standards up girl

I’m more of a Burger King guy myself

You date Bliss, Rachel and Amanda but you marry Emily

Bryce has ROCKETS!!

Doing God’s work

Under promise and over deliver

When you’re ugly and get in over your head

I think you’re looking for the Facebook app

I assume this worked, had to

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jessica is too nice for this app or world really

Nerd jokes, amirite?

That’s a swipe right

Yikes

That took a hard left turn out of no where

God’s speed 

Booty a 10, morals a 3

Safe swiping people