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Weird flex Clarissa but I guess that explains it all. (Really good 90’s joke there)
RIP Ethan
Seems legit
If she’s a family guy fan 1000000000% this dude gets a date
They are getting married, book it.
A lot here but April, sweetie, you understand 30k is not much money at all right? Get those standards up girl
I’m more of a Burger King guy myself
You date Bliss, Rachel and Amanda but you marry Emily
Bryce has ROCKETS!!
Doing God’s work
Under promise and over deliver
When you’re ugly and get in over your head
I think you’re looking for the Facebook app
I assume this worked, had to
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jessica is too nice for this app or world really
Nerd jokes, amirite?
That’s a swipe right
Yikes
That took a hard left turn out of no where
God’s speed
Booty a 10, morals a 3
Barstool getting rid of this was such a bad move