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YouPorn Offers David Schwimmer $1 Million Dollars to Reenact Ross Geller in Friends Porn Parody

When you think back to your favorite shows as a kid or teenager, what shows come to mind? For a lot of you, I’m sure the classic television comedy, Friends is one of them. Friends was one of the most popular watched TV shows in America at one point and even to this day, repeats of the sitcom are played all day every day on multiple channels.

While the 90s sitcom followed the lives of six humorous adults, it was still considered a PG rating considering it didn’t actually show any X-Rated adult scenes amongst the cast. This really never mattered because the show received super high ratings regardless. Would some steamy scenes between Ross and Rachel, Chandler and Monica, Joey and one of his many women have made the show better? We may be able to find out….

I recently read that an adult video company are thought to have offered David Schwimmer a lot of money to reprise his role as Ross Geller for a porn parody. What???? I honestly laughed so hard when I thought of Ross Geller in a Friends porn. If you’re wondering if I would watch it, the answer is OBVIOUSLY. I need to see who they cast as Rachel. Duh!

The Porn site, YouPorn wrote David Schwimmer a fantastic letter offering him $1 million dollars to reenact his role as Ross Geller while getting down and dirty with a Rachel lookalike:

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This letter is EXCELLENT and brought me back to some of the most “PIVOTal” moments in Friends history. For me, it’s the leather pants that may have sold it….but he’d better make sure he gets a spray tan (or 8) before the filming commences.

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I gotta be honest, I kind of hope he does it. $1 Million dollars is nothing to David Schwimmer, but he’s been an actor, director, and even became a Kardashian in his role on American Crime Story. I think Porn is your next step, David. Make all of our dreams come true and show the world why Rachel kept coming back for more.

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