Your favorite weekly blog is back. Let’s get lost in the black hole that is The Tinder/Bumble Chronicles.
Nothing says Halloween like some pumpkin spiced booty
More red flags in this bio than there are words
Not sure she understands how Bumble works
Video game sex puns. IT’s so crazy it might just work
What a wild left turn this took after honest person
This weeks HARD PASS goes to this soon to be mom
Nothing says just looking for friends like upside down splits in underwear on a dating app
Fellas, sounds like she’ll be a cheap date
Yikes. Don’t want to tell anyone how to live their life but it might be time to legally change that name
Perfect insult and emoji execution here
Classic try hard here
A lot of demands from someone with a trashy East Coast scroll tat
Hit that bitch with the Blue Steel
Wut
This Joker is looking to be Dragon his balls across your faceÂ
Cecelia is the girl that stares at you while you sleeping laughing and crying at the same time
Rani putting dicks in body bags
Seems like a logical question to me
Love a little self awarenessÂ
Lee loves and hates with his whole heart
This shouldn’t be a complement but it feels like it just might be.
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Have a great and safe weekend people
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