Tinder and Bumble Chronicles

The greatest blog of all time is back this week. Branded’s Tinder/Bumble Chronicles. Enjoy and have a safe weekend people!

Cat dudes are a real problem. Stay away ladies

It’s only crazy if it doesn’t work.

Honestly, sounds like a ton of fun

Ashley is a little too much. Great jaw line but the murder part is a hard pass

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK CANDACE!!!!

Love this! Swipe right if you dare. I mean they are all like 5s but you’re rolling the dice you might get that hard 2 on the right

Sorry Caitlyn. You didn’t end up on Barstool or Old Row but you got the next best thing with Branded

Have to respect the honesty here. Adele is out here just trying get some D. God’s speed

This week’s cheater. Sabrina, the small business owning life ruiner 

Sabrina meet Anthony, Anthony this is Sabrina

I’m sure this isn’t the first time she heard this

This, ladies, is how you Tinder

Paul is either a liar or he aged like an avocado 

Matthew doesn’t seem like a douche at all

Brittany just getting murdered on her birthday, hate to see that

Speaking of murder, Kaitlyn seems……nice

Ummmmmm…….no Matt

Those first two lines are a roller coaster 

Damn that auto correct

Travis handling his wife getting crushed by other dudes like a champ. Good luck fella

Admit it, you thought it was Niki’s boobie. Also what happened to her leg? Doesn’t seem like the best time to grab a doughnut.