Down in Arlington Texas a new Champion of the Beer Run has been crowned. This guy wearing slides, jacked 5 cases of Bud Light. He is currently wanted by Arlington police for robbing the local convenience store.
I have a hard time even walking in slides yet this dude ran with five cases of beer. Personally I think a guy this crafty and should be sponsored by Bud Light. Let’s all raise a glass and toast “Dilly Dilly” to our slide wearing, grab and dash Beer Run Champion of the world tonight.
Here is a textbook definition of a beer run. This beer baron swiped 5 cases from a convenience store in the 5000 block of Little School Road and took off. He left in a Gray Dodge truck. 📞 Det. Thompson if you recognize him, 817-459-6054 or email, firstname.lastname@example.org pic.twitter.com/un3So55wB1
— Arlington Police, TX (@ArlingtonPD) October 17, 2018