Beer Run Champion

Down in Arlington Texas a new Champion of the Beer Run has been crowned. This guy wearing slides, jacked 5 cases of Bud Light. He is currently wanted by Arlington police for robbing the local convenience store.

I have a hard time even walking in slides yet this dude ran with five cases of beer. Personally I think a guy this crafty and should be sponsored by Bud Light. Let’s all raise a glass and toast “Dilly Dilly” to our slide wearing, grab and dash Beer Run Champion of the world tonight.

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