I have been following @CleatsAndCleavage on instagram for a few years now. Way back before she was one of the most popular instagram accounts around. I can’t quite put my finger on it but she is one of if not my favorite instagram account out there. I need to take a deeper look into why and maybe you guys can help me out. Let’s go through some of her instagram posts…
Am I a fan of The U, yes. Is that why I like her? No! I am never biased and never let fandom get to me, so it can’t be that.
Everyone knows I love a power suit. It is a big time turn on for me however I am also intimidated by a power suit. They make me nervous because a strong woman is a smart woman, and a smart woman doesn’t go for Philly trash like me. Can’t be that.
She can fight? I do love when my wife beats me up so it might be a little of that, but I don’t think it is. Let me keep looking and see if we can figure this out.
And there it is I figured it out. She is dating NHL goalie Semyon Varlamov of the Colorado Avalanche. Many people know I was All-State in ice hockey as a goalie, so if my math is correct I may have a chance with Ava since she likes goalies. It may be one in a million but…
ALRIGHT!!! On a serious note, Ava Fiore’s “Cleats And Cleavage” instagram account is very entertaining, of course it’s sexy and that is what attracted to me to it but there’s nothing wrong with that. I’m sure the haters and losers, of which there are many will make comments about it and I don’t really care. I’ll keep enjoying my cleats and cleavage insta posts, you go look at your lame memes.