Millions of women around the globe woke up to extremely disturbing and upsetting news this morning.
— CBS News (@CBSNews) October 4, 2018
This is a huge loss for ladies everywhere – especially my wife. Prosecco is the dessert of champagnes. It’s sweet, but not TOO sweet. The bubbles feel like a million tiny ballerinas dancing around on your tongue. If you haven’t had it, I highly recommend it.
After that description, now you can see why so many women are heartbroken over losing 8,000 gallons of this precious drink.
If this explosion causes a worldwide shortage of prosecco, I don’t know what I’m going to do. You’re high as a fucking kite if you think I’m going back to drinking that Brut bullshit.
Ladies and gentlemen alike – let’s band together to survive this catastrophe together.