Hurricane Florence has been a real bitch down in the Carolinas and hopefully everyone has been able to find shelter and can get the mess cleaned up as soon as possible.
With that being said, the destruction hasn’t been the only thing the storm has brought to America. It turns out that there is some good to a bad storm like Florence.
Huge marijuana bundles are washing up on Florida beaches after hurricane Florence, and swimmers are fighting over them https://t.co/Ej3dYKKxUo pic.twitter.com/Pytzwo6Tjr
— National Post (@nationalpost) September 18, 2018
Yes you read that tweet correctly. They say over 100 pounds of that good good has floated ashore in Florida and like Pablo Escobar’s first coke deal to Miami, Florence is officially in the drug game.
Similar to the way The King of Cocaine would fuck you’re shit up while also being a humanitarian in his community, Florence dropped a hellish week on the East coast only to make up for it with free weed.
Hitting the shores of Florida is historically a good place for Florence to start up their free weed business, but I’ll be honest, I don’t think it’s being fair to the Carolinas. Florence just flooded everyone there faster than a Justin Bieber underwear ad in a nail salon and then it gave all the goodies to Florida. Floridians don’t deserve that. For starters, you can go to any beach in Florida and have a shot at finding some weed. Tobacco Road is starving for some kush and got none from this storm. It just doesn’t seem fair that Florida is reaping benefits they didn’t earn.
Florence got it’s feet wet in the drug game this week, but there’s plenty of improvement to be had. Hopefully the next hurricane will bring less destruction and more bud to enhance the hurricane brand. They could use some good PR for once.
P.S. If anyone asks, you didn’t hear this from me. I ain’t no snitch.