Phillies baseball stinks at this point. Basically unwatchable. Was really hoping they’d have an outside shot at a wildcard spot, make October even more exciting. Not gonna happen, so they’re a tough watch. That is except for when their opponents give you a little gem like this from last night’s game.
— Smitty (@SmittyBarstool) September 12, 2018
Adam Eaton? More like Adam Eaton-Dirt amirite? That’s enough Phillies baseball for the day, back to counting down the days until Eagles vs Bucs.