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Masturbating When You Have A Roommate Is Tough In College, But It’s Ok You Can Do It

Hey college freshman gather around, Papa Ru is here to help you out.  Now up until this point you have had your own room a lot of privacy and probably jerk off 5-6 times a day, or if the family is out all day and you’re alone.. 10 times.  Maybe more depending on how big of a freak you are.  Things are about to change though.  Now you have a roommate you have less privacy then ever before and more erections.  Forget about spontaneous jerking off, now you have quick “fuck I’m alone let me knock this out” jerks.

First thing to keep in mind.  You’re not alone pal, your roommate is jerking off too.  Maybe even in your bed maybe on your bed who knows he could be a real deviant.  The point is don’t think about it too much because it’s happening so you should be jacking off also.  Now when do you jerk off, where do you jerk off.  The answer is pretty simple.  You do it whenever you’re alone and whenever you have a few minutes.  Use the shower, use the time when they are in class and you’re not.  Trust me you’re not going to be fucking anytime soon, no girl wants you, you’re gross so masturbate as much as possible.

‘Ru how do I jack it in the shower, I need porn”

Buddy I got you, easy answer here.  Get a zip lock bag put your phone in it and bring it in the shower and jack off.  Give your phone a facial and pretend you’re giving the adult actress on your phone the facial have some fun with it have a good time, you’re in college maybe buy a life proof phone case.  Enjoy yourself my guys.

“Ru I can’t get to sleep unless I get off”

Hey man just be super quiet and try not to be loud, he’s gonna know you’re jacking it but he wont say anything, maybe he’s jacking it too.  That’s just dudes being dudes.

“Did you ever get caught or have a weird experience”

Yes, I did in fact.  I had suspected I had a gay roommate for a while.  One night I came home from a night out and he was making out with a dude and I thought about all those times he would look into my eyes when we jerked each other off, shoulda known he was gay.

Anyway, go jack it kings.  Dont let anything stop you.

God Bless.

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