Ladies and Gentleman, Eagles fans from far and wide last night I went down a deep dark rabbit hole into this billboard business. I have been up all night I could not sleep nor rest, eyes wide open. As we all know I hate the billboard an alleged Eagles “fan” from Boston had put up in Foxboro, I believe it to be the lowest moment in Eagles history. I said I was done with it, I said no more it’s over but I saw a tweet last night that would send me into a deep dark rabbit hole where I would find out that allegedly the whole billboard business is a scam.
Twitter user @nuclearcarly a loyal and local Eagles fan would send out this tweet that sent me on an all night goose chase for the truth
I of course would respond as I agree with anyone who hates the billboard.
Pretty funny tweet by me I have to admit. Anyway Carly would share some info with me that would send me down said rabbit hole for the entire night. There are accusations of lies, fraud, allegedly scamming people out of money with alleged nudes, things were spinning around in my head! I called CEO Joe and asked him if we had an alleged company card to try to obtain these alleged nudes. My baby mom heard me on the phone with Joe and punched me in the side of the head, it still hurts. I did not obtain these alleged nudes. Thanks to Carly and her twitter my investigation would start from there where I would then learn about alleged lies about online banking and more alleged non online banking. Now to protect the identites of my informants I have changed their names.
Ronald Drump slid into my DMs and send me these screenshots
Now allegedly according to Ronald this is a claim from the Mass resident behind the billboard that you can donate to Carson Wentz AO1 Foundation in her name. She would then send a screenshot of the deposit which would be from online banking of course, that’s the only way to screenshot a deposit. Now on top of this I had found out legally you can not accept a check on behalf of a foundation you are not an office of. Allegedly she is no officer, so now my senses were heightened. Then this tweet surfaced in my DM’s
SOMETHING DOES NOT ADD UP HERE FOLKS!!! Uses online banking for screenshots does not use online banking I just don’t know what to believe here, of course this is all alleged I don’t even know if these tweets can be called non alleged, so read these alleged real tweets with alleged grains of salt. This all allegedly seemed like a lie, so I decided I would have to dig deeper for more lies, find more alleged lies that were at one time alleged truths, what I found next would shake me to my core.
“Lies Lies are no fun when exposed by everyone” -Me
I took my search for more lies, that are allegedly lies, except this one was not alleged at all, it was mostly just a really dumb moment and kinda funny and had zero to do with my investigation.
Billboard girl claimed this gentleman local eagles fan @LONG_DRIVE had blocked her after she exposed the truth to him. Well according to her own tweet and her own screenshot, she had clearly blocked him. Somebody that crazy, that mistaken and wrong had to be hiding something, this had to go deeper, how deep though? What I would find out in my investigation after had shaken me to my god damn fucking core. More alleged lies, more false truths.
What other alleged lies would I find? I went back into the twitter of Mr. @LONG_DRIVE and what he tweeted would shock me, haunt me actually.
Just a simple instagram you may say? Jalen Mills signing and alleged autograph putting it in an alleged envelope and sending it to Gina’s home address, and sure he wrote her name in cursive but his name normally? Uhh ok.
Lol, that’s just a funny movie.. Anyway! I thought well, I don’t know I guess @Long_Drive cant prove her wrong, the trail will just go cold, no more lies, no more. BUT WAIT!!!!! Because he definitely for sure allegedly proved this to be a lie.
He states in his tweet “Why does the stamp not have post office markings on it” Now I don’t know about you folks but that is odd even if i dont know what post office makings look like, It’s weird to not have them. Not only that but,
It did not go through a meter of some sort which all letters go through. It does not add up! Further more!!!! I am very sorry this caused @LONG_DRIVE to contract diabetes, I hope he gets well soon he was a huge help in my investigation.
Now clearly there would be no other information I would come across that would allegedly prove more lies and this entire billboard to be a scam, no way right? Wrong!!! Now we have an alleged nude scandal!
OH MY ALLEGED GOD!!!! ALLEGED NUDES FOR CASH! ALLEGED NUDES FOR MONEY! ALLEGED NUDES TO GET PEOPLE TO DONATE! How much deeper does this go! How much more is there out there.
Well what I found was hundreds of men trying to fuck so they just would defend and defend and defend but never actually fuck. Later I saw others who were just like, fuck this broad she’s a thief and I don’t know I started to think about that episode in the office when Michael wanted to declare bankruptcy so he yelled “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!”
So I really wanted to go watch it and I did and i watched 3 more episodes. So after that it was like 3-4 AM and I didn’t really know what to do and considered more of my investigation even though I was really bored of it, but wouldn’t you know it! I was blocked.
Clear as day she blocked ME for no dang reason at all! I’m just innocent in all of this doing a pure open investigation and I get blocked. For shame.
PS- I unblocked her but I want to see how many white knights don’t get the joke and dont read one line down just to say “YOU BLOCKED HER YOU FUCKING MORON SHES A SAINT!”
PPS- I did some more digging, I found out in 1997 when the Florida Marlins won the world series allegedly a billboard was put up in Cleveland 5 months after the Marlins won the world series, just like the Eagles billboard was 5 months after the Superbowl.. Look familiar?
Notice the twitter handle up top?
That was in 1997, twitter didn’t even exist, wow. It does not stop there though. Look at the numbers The Eagles billboard was 5 months later, the Marlins billboard was also. 5+5=10, 10 plus 1 ring for the Eagles is 11. The numbers in @ginamarie0125 are 0125, they add up to 8 plus the first ring for the Marlins in 1997 8+1=9. The Marlins billboard plus the Eagles billboard is 911, GINA ALLEGEDLY DID 9/11!
I cracked the case, I rest my case.
UPDATE: Shortly after this blog was posted i received a DM
Skeptical at first I waited for the info and what was sent to me did not disappoint
(These messages are not from me, but were sent to me)
I dont have much else to say, more alleged lies, more false truths. What a story
God Bless and Go birds
Let me wobble back to my corner, Joe Pa knew.