I Am Sorry To Inform You, Stacys Mom Has Died At 53

Gentleman, ladies men who masturbated often in the early 2000’s I bring you sad tough news today. Stacys Mom has died.  Early this morning the original MILF Stacys Mom was found dead in Wayne NJ of an apparent heart attack.

This is a personal note from me.  I have masturbated to Stacys mom no less than 27 times since 2003.  She is beautiful, she is gorgeous she is special.  Many people are aware of my love and desire for women twice my age.  I don’t know why, it’s a problem I can’t get enough.  Something about an older woman with experience and  C-section scar makes me tingle inside.  Stacys mom was my first.  I would often think about her coming over to me at the pool, rubbing sun tan lotion on my body and treating me like a pool noodle and riding me until we were both pruny.  Obviously she would prune faster due to age.  Honestly it is pretty tough to even talk about because the memories are starting to rush back, alas i must digress.  RIP to Stacys mom, she was a wonder a beauty and a gem.  She will be missed.  Lets all remember her the way she would want to be remembered and rub one out for old times sake, without further ado,  Stacys mom.


PS: Song fuckin bangs

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November 19, 2018 6:38 pm

Cool! I have a meme on my page, what if Stacy’s Mom was Jessie’s Girl and her phone number was 867-5309.

Being a “Stacy” I’ve always favored the song.

November 19, 2018 6:39 pm
Reply to  ~Stace~

Sorry wrong blog

November 19, 2018 6:39 pm

No it’s the right one. Sorry