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She’s a Bad Mamma Jamma

The Raiders hired their first ever female member of their coaching staff.  And I must say – I strongly agree with their decision.

Meet Kelsey Martinez.  She’s one of the baddest bitches you’ll ever meet.  Not that I’ve ever met her (I wish I did) but, if you’re the first ever woman hired by the Raiders as one of their strength & conditioning coaches, you have to be the real deal.

Jon Gruden is really trying to turn this team around.  Who knows how it’s going to work out.  He’s been out the game for 10 years.  A lot has changed in the NFL, so he has to be willing to adapt to the current landscape.  What is one of the best ways for JG to bring himself and the Raiders into 2018?  Hire a female assistant coach.

But more importantly – hire a SMOKE SHOW female assistant strength coach.

Honestly, what is the best way to get his team to lift harder and run faster?  Have a super hot chick calling them little bitches the whole time.

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AP/Jeff Chiu , LVRJ/Michael Gehlken

Listen, I consider myself somewhat of a gym rat.  A weightsman, if you will.  But could I be way bigger, faster, and stronger if I had this face looking down at me yelling “ONE MORE REP PUSSY!!!”?  Absolutely.

I mean, look at her.  Nails on fleek, sock bun looking tight as hell, and that iconic black and silver.  (for the record, Raiders have the dopest color scheme in the NFL).  All of that paired with the fact that she can probably out-work, and out-smart all these dudes in the gym – that’s an unbeatable combo.  If that’s not enough to get these players to work harder, I don’t know what is.

In all seriousness, I hope it works out for Kelsey and the Raiders.  This could be the beginning of a long and fruitful relationship in Vegas.  Something tells me I may need to make the trip next time the Birds play the Raiders.

-Jay

Featured Photo – AP/Jeff Chiu via LVRJ/Michael Gehlken

 

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