Tiger And Phil Plan Thanksgiving Vaca To Avoid Their Families

It’s official, light the lanterns, ring the bells, do whatever because Tiger vs Phil is on. Thanksgiving Day Massacre is set. According to ESPN (gross) the two have agreed to play over Thanksgiving weekend at Shadow Creek Golf Course in Las Vegas. The purse is still being negotiated but it has long been rumored to be a $10 million winner take all.

My analysis: LET’S FUCKING GO!!! Give the people what they want baby! These two have been rivals in the past, though it does seem to have tempered over the years. Leading up to this event I need Mayweather vs McGregor type of promos. Phil calling Tiger a man whore and Tiger just shouting at Phil “HE CAN’T EVEN FOOKIN READ!!” I want pure hatred between these two. I don’t want to say it but I will….I need Tiger to bang Mrs. Mickelson. It must be done.

Also, how about the two of them getting away with this? I know Tiger doesn’t have a wife but getting away from the kids over Thanksgiving weekend to play golf in Vegas? King’s doing king shit. My balls would be in a jar over the fire place if I even suggested skipping a holiday to play golf….in Vegas no less. Thanksgiving week 2018 now consist of: Amazing home cooked dinner, Thanksgiving Day football, Tiger Phil bloodbath and more football on Sunday. God bless you America

Featured Image – AP Lynn Sladky

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August 4, 2018 12:02 pm

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