Saw this video yesterday, Florida man brings an alligator into a convenience store. No big deal, Florida just doing Florida things. But then I saw this interview this morning.
This is my new all-time favorite Florida Man on the news video pic.twitter.com/kYV7vn4gzO
— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) July 31, 2018
The guy doesn’t recall doing this at all. LFG. That’s just another Florida night. Get completely blacked out, steal an alligator and terrorize the locals. In the grand scheme of things this guy is one of the lest threatening people in Florida. If he lived in Delaware he’d be Charles Manson but since he is down in the Sunshine state he’s just some run of the mill fella.
Never change Florida