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Carson Wentz: Confirmed Sex Haver

CEO Joe

Carson Wentz, franchise record holder, Super Bowl winner and now confirmed sex haver. Today Carson was asked about rehabbing while on his honeymoon.

You old dog you! Two knees, one knee, no amount of knees or lack there of are going to stop Carson. In the fitness center………riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

This is a classic football guy move. A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell but a football guy fucks and announces. Carson is tired of all the Big Dick Nick talk this offseason, it’s time for Long Wiener Wentz. When the Wentzwagon is a rockin you don’t come a knockin

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