BWP Hits His 100th Goal With A Sweet Celly

Last night Bradley Wright Phillips scored his 100th career goal in his 159th game. Fastest to 100 ever in MLS history. Which Is pretty good I hear. After he scored he ripped off his 99 jersey to reveal a 100 jersey. Cocky as hell and I love it. Wish he had a 101, 102 and 103. Guy should change his jersey every game.

The real story here however is BWP’s face. You can’t tell me for one second that this man is 33 years old. I don’t believe you. His son might be 33 but this man is no younger than 62. You don’t get bags under your eyes like this unless you’ve lived the life of 1,000 men. So a bigger congratulations is in order. BWP not only beat the defense of the DC United but also the outstretched arms of father time.


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