Jimmy G Is Dating Porn Star Kiara Mia… 49ers Go 6-10

Jimmy G was spotted out with Porn Star Kiara Mia.  Here is a pic of the two.

Now, lets make something perfectly clear.  I have no god damn clue who Kiara Mia is.  Ive never heard of her, I never watched porn with her.  She has never made me shoot a rope a dope or a slope.  Dont know her, dont care to know her.  HOWEVER! I have a job to do so I did many minutes of research and watched her in her craft.  Broad can ride a log like Timmy the two timing frog.  Alas this is not about Kiara this is about Jimmy G.  You’re a starting QB in the NFL Jimmy!  You cant be out with some broad whos job it is to get men like me off.  Lets discuss this.

Jimmy G arguably has more hype around him and the 49ers than any other team in the NFL.  Everyone thinks they are now a top 10 team a contender for the Eagles title and the next great dynasty.  They are not.  This not only proves im right but I have proof to go with it.  You know who else likes porn stars? Dak Prescott, and he is about as tasteful as a poopy flavored loli-pop on the 4th of July.  He stinks and the rest of the Cowboys stink.  But I do not talk about the Cowboys who have not made the NFCCG in 23 years, I dont bring them up anymore.

Jimmy G dating a porn star proves one thing.  He’s a cuck.  He likes his girls pleasured by other men and a guy like that is no NFL winning QB.  You know what NFL QBs should have for woman.

Oh My god…. Jesus Mary and Joseph that is…. wow

That is a beautiful couple.  I dont really know what I was talking about before.  Beauty like that doesn’t happen often… Anyway, Yeah 49ers will be 6-10, have a good season Jimmy G ya cucked bastard.

PS- By god is he handsome

PPS-

SWOON.