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Chase Utley is About To Retire And I’m A Sad Boy

CEO Joe

Well……shit

 

Chase Utley retiring just makes it more real, and that is that college is so far behind me. Utley and those power hitting Phillies were going bananas when I was a young man at the great Kutztown University of Pennsylvania. Every night consisted of Natty Light, Phillies dingers, going to Shorty’s, passing out and doing it all over again the next night.

Watching Chase crush Met’s fans dreams, eat a pitch off the ribs or make some stupid hustle play, they will tickle my heart forever. He also helped deliver one of the greatest nights of my life when the Phillies won the 08 World Series.

 

So goodnight sweet prince you will always be The Man.

 

Ps. Only bigger Utley fan in the world is Mac, that’s just a fact

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