I have come to a realization this weekend that I never expected to come too. I feel bad for Cowboys fans, I am no longer going to make fun of them. I am no longer going to give them a hard time, I feel bad for them. Because of this I have decided to make a list on what we as Eagles fans should stop making fun of Cowboys fans for. Next time you get into an argument with a Cowboys fans tell them these things are the things you promise to not bring up. Here is your list of no longer bashing Cowboys fans
DO NOT: Bring up the fact that the Cowboys have not won as many playoff games in 23 years as Nick Foles did in 2017-2018. Do not do that to them. Do not tell them how Nick Foles a back up QB who started in 6 total games this last season has won 3 playoff games this year and the Cowboys have won 2 in the last 23. Dont do that. Dont tell them, they dont need to know that, so tell them you wont bring that up.
DO NOT: Bring up the fact that Dak Prescott has clearly gotten worse and Carson Wentz has gotten better. Dont bring that up to them how the Eagles QB is improving and getting better and Dak Prescott got bad in the start of the season and got dreadful by the end. Please dont bring that up just dont tell them, dont let them know more. So the next time you argue with a Cowboys fan tell them you arent going to bring that up.
DO NOT: Bring up the fact that in the last 23 seasons the Eagles have been in the same amount of Superbowls (2) as the Cowboys have playoff wins (2) And on top of that fact that the Cowboys then lost the following game never advancing to the NFC Championship game. Please do not bring this up to them. So the next time you argue with a Cowboys fan tell them you wont bring that up.
DO NOT: Bring up Michael Irvin rooting for the Eagles in the Superbowl, this kills them. They get very angry about it and they get tight buttholes over it. Please the next time you argue with a Cowboys fan tell them you wont bring that up.
DO NOT: Bring up David Akers on Draft Night 2018. They will love to say he is a kicker who never won and is ringless but so are all of the Cowboys player in the last 23 seasons. But do NOT bring the fact up that a kicker dominated them in their state on their turf, please next time you argue with a Cowboys fan, tell them you will not bring this up
DO NOT: Bring up if Dez caught it or not, because guess what DEZ DID CATCH IT! But it was ruled incomplete so it doesnt matter, they still lost, they are still a bum ass trash team. Tony Romo never won, Dez never won, Jason Garrett is trash and Jerry Jones aint shit…. But dont bring that up, next time you argue with a Cowboys fan tell them you wont bring this up.
Last but never least
DO NOT: Bring up Jerry Jones being an incompetent moron, who gave up the chance at more Superbowls because his ego wouldnt let Jimmy Johnson have control. Who is such a loser with a loser mentality he wont fire the head coach because JG does what daddy Jerry tells him to do. Jerry Jones has a ruined legacy and is more famous for tour bus blow jobs than rings. He is more famous for calling known wife beater Greg Hardy a team leader than titles. Jerry Jones is going to die with that on your mind, not 3 rings from the early 90’s. So the next time you argue with a Cowboys fan, tell them you wont bring that up.
There it is folks, I need you all to do these things when you argue with a Cowboys fan. They are sad little folk, so please let them know you wont bring ANY of that up.
Let me wobble back to my corner, Joe Pa knew.